(To the tune of “The Addams’s Family”)
He’s selfish and he’s creepy
He’s grabby and he’s peepy
Let’s hope he’s getting sleepy
It’s Trump and family
His wife is kinda dour
Gaslighted and so sour
Was it worth it for the power?
It’s Trump and family
Slick! Sick! Small dick!
And don’t forget the daughter
She’s ready for a slaughter
Her brothers are marauders
It’s Trump and family