There once was a lass named Annabelle Jane
Who stood on the deck in the pouring rain
And when the rain had stopped its fell
You could see her skirt did swell
Oh yes, what a lass
Annabelle Jane rode the watercraft
Oh yes, what a lass
But she hid a secret shaft
Commentary: A fellow trans person commented that there weren’t any transgender sea shanties, so I wrote this off the cuff. I’m not fond of it, but it followed a dry spell of several months, so anyway. Dated 7/18/22, I found it today while cleaning up some files.